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if your reading this your a human cool so anyway i would like to say... ATENTION HUMANS WE ARE ALIENS WE HAVE CAPTURED THE PERSON WRITING THIS AND WE WILL DESTROY ANTARCTICA UNLESS YOU GIVE US ALL YOUR CHOCOLATE THAT IS P.S. FUDGE TOO. ahhhh aliens mother ship fried chicken it was all sooooo horrifying! that was this weeks alien encounter i will post a new story every thursday but i asked them a few questions for evil aliens they are quite nice.

me: so what do you need our chocolate for? alien: to power our ship so we can get off of this ugly little planet

me: what about the fudge? alien: i'm throwing a party and our planet zortak is all out

me: why do you power your ships with chocolate? alien: how is that your business?

me: sorry. anyway looks like we have time for one more question so are you aliens friendly? alien: no if we don't get our chocolate and fudge we will destroy you all ha ha ha ha ha!

me: well thats our show see you next thursday on... me and alien: alien encounters!

PUNY EARTHLINGS YOU ALL SHALL DIE WELL SEE YOU NEXT WEEK.